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Joke of the Day
"Note to the 82 year old widow who won the Powerball jackpot last night: Sup, girl?"
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"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"
"How about some snappy one-liners? Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it."
"What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!"
"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."
"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"
"Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?"
"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."