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Joke of the Day

"Apparently John Cena is going to miss 6-9 months of wrestling. Now you really can't see him."

"It's fine to eat chicken with skin but serve beef with skin and everybody just starts freaking out."

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president Ba Dum Tss"

"HELLO? HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED & DROPPED IN A NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY & I DON'T KNOW- wait. Nm. Fell asleep at Szechuan Palace again."

"A Unit of Power Walks Into A Bar Watt?"

"How come you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they are really good at it."

"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."

"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."

"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""

"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"