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Joke of the Day
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off the horse... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?"
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"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."
"if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?"
"In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 13. 1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better."
"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."
"What do you call a selfless pastrami? Pastramyou"
"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."
"What's the worst STD you can get from a black man? Pregnancy."
"True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled."
"I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke"