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Joke of the Day

"I decided to read War and Peace whilst walking over the Golden-Gate, I'd heard the abridged version was easier to finish."

"Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan."

"My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist."

"how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to eat my ass. One to suck my dick. I screw in the light bulb..."

"What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer? A really good watch."

"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."

"Joke - Daily dose of fun.. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"