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Joke of the Day

"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes two doctors and a nurse to get it out."

"How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say ""shoe""."

"Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves."

"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."

"Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it."

"If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?"

"If you get a present from me with scissors and a roll of tape trapped under the wrapping paper, I'm gonna need those back."

"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."