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Joke of the Day
"If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?"
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"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
"What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken."
"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun. Angry he snarled, ""Aight, who the hell boned my wife and mom?"" The bartender shook his head and smiled, ""You don't have enough bullets bud."""
"Matter is the Real MVP m = V * p"
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"
"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""
"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."
"Apparently my friends came up with this joke about my penis but nobody will tell me it... They keep telling me it's too long"