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Joke of the Day

"Boy, I hate small talk. *coworkers all grimace* He's right behind me isn't he? *Small talk starts cracking his knuckles*"

"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."

"A man gets a $5 hooker a man gets a hooker for $5 and get crabs. the next day he goes back to her and tells her. she says "" what did you expect for $5, lobster?"""

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that once."

"Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games"

"Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery? Dough fucking."

"What do Cerial killers drink? milk"

"A fondue party... But instead of bread, it's more cheese. And instead of people, it's even more cheese."

"Did you hear the one about Derrida? I'll tell you later."

"Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn't cute."