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Joke of the Day

"Boy, I hate small talk. *coworkers all grimace* He's right behind me isn't he? *Small talk starts cracking his knuckles*"

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"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
"Did you hear about the man who bought a dolphin? He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!"
"[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't"
"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."
"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."
"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."