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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a polygon on viagra? An Erectangle"
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"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."
"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""
"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"
"What's the difference between firewood and a jew? The firewood ain't been turned into ash yet."
"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"
"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""
"What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim? In da Nile"
"Don't let them fool you. Squirrels are just rats dressed in Armani."