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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"
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"My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism. So I shot her."
"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""
"Want to hear a joke about /r/science ? [Deleted]"
"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."
"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"
"What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill? Hope you're ready for the next episode"
"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"
"She was only the stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her."
"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."