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Joke of the Day
"Don't let them fool you. Squirrels are just rats dressed in Armani."
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"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"
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"A dark, dark joke What's the difference between molestation and rape? You remember rape"
"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"
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