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Joke of the Day

"If I've given you a card at your birthday party, know I bought it a half-hour ago and signed it on the dashboard of my car 5 minutes ago."

"""Daddy, I want to watch Dora."" Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets"

"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."

"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."

"What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever."

"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"

"4/21 International Drug Test Day!!!!"

"Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory."