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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever."
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"A dark, dark joke What's the difference between molestation and rape? You remember rape"
"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."
"My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I'm fearful of her college days."
"People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up."
"Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling and outfits! Beer! You guys are bad! We are good! Sports yelling! Bright colors! #sports"
"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."
"I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays."
"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."