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Joke of the Day

"What do steaks and pot brownies have in common? If you eat either of them in India you'll get stoned."

"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"

"At church, last sunday ..., the preacher said ""Jesus died for your sins"". At that point, a man got up, furious and shouted ""Seriously, man? I was reading that book!"""

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."

"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"

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"How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed? An hour after its landed its still whining."

"What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam"

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"

"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"