48700
Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a slutty bee? With a hornet."
Next Joke
"i just thought of a funny line to use in my old age ""when i am having trouble peeing, i look down, and tell my penis to stop being a dick, and get on with it."""
"Featuring tweets in an article is a newspaper's version of giving up and wearing sweatpants everywhere."
"If someone says you're not a mermaid, don't talk to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."
"Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Make the man a fish and you'll feed scientific curiosity for a lifetime."
"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"
"If you're a chick who says ""chivalry is dead"" I hate to be the one to tell you, but its only dead for you because you're ugly."
"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"
"Two dogs are standing beside a road... The first one goes, ""woof"", the second says, ""knock it off! That's all you said yesterday."""
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."