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Joke of the Day

"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."

"MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face."

"I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell."

"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"

"Totally blasting Billy Joel out of my minivan. I'm like sex on wheels right now."

"I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble"

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"A man stood outside the senate yelling: ""The government is stupid!"" He got 10 years in prison for revealing national secrets."

"What do you call a will? a dead giveaway"

"Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black"