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Joke of the Day
"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."
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"Why does a jew watch pornography backwards? He wants to see the prostitute give back money."
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"
"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."
"Sometimes I just get tired of my new neighbors that I just want to strap a dildo on my head and anally rape them like a unicorn."
"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"
"I like having fun with strangers in elevators by slowly moving my finger towards the emergency stop button while maintaining eye contact."
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."
"My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe"