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Joke of the Day

"Freedom of speech only means you can't be jailed for it. You still have to be accountable for what comes out of your stupid, bigoted face."

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"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... ""Come here Stay! Come here Stay!"" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd."
"Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?"
"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
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"Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."