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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."

"There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy."

"I just got the biggest idea for a joke! Then I realized it was my dick. No seriously check this one out: ""I dont want to sound like an asshole, but ppfdrtrrtrt *fartnoises*"""

"What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife"

"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief who can't drive."

"We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys."

"7: ""Mama, if someone licked the treadmill, would that someone get sick?"" Me: ""Are you the someone?"" 7: ""Maybe"" Holy hell."

"Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !"