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Joke of the Day
"Maybe installing Freudian Autocorrect was not the breast idea."
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"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."
"How do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Stick"
"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"
"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."
"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."
"What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch? Tim Tebow"
"How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave? There's Starbucks next to the headstone."
"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."
"Kim Kardashian as First Lady"