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Joke of the Day

"I just got the biggest idea for a joke! Then I realized it was my dick. No seriously check this one out: ""I dont want to sound like an asshole, but ppfdrtrrtrt *fartnoises*"""

"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."

"The backside of women is my second favorite part. It's right behind the front."

"A man walks into a bar.... ...and spectacularly fails at Limbo."

"The pound is way more fun than the zoo They change out the animals every week!"

"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."

"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"

"Have you heard what they say about luck? It could be raining pussy and I'd get slapped in the face with a sweaty dick."

"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."

"ONCE APON A TIME... #2 yeah I no-one likes school I escaped :P"