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Joke of the Day

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common? 84% of their dna"

"Casual sex is like a math equation... You add the bed, subtract your cloths, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply"

"Whenever a wrong number calls me and hangs up I always call em back and tell them it was their loss because I'm really fun to talk to."

"How to stop procrastinating I don't know but I'll figure it out later"

"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."

"Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. ""Oh ya!"" [breaks 2nd wall] ""Oh ya!"" [3rd wall] ""OHHH YEAAHH!"" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*"

"what's green and floats? a leaf"

"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."

"How do you outsmart a chicken? By thinking outside the bawks."

"A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late"