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Joke of the Day

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common? 84% of their dna"

"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"

"If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut."

"I don't get how people still get attacked by sharks. DON'T THEY HEAR THE MUSIC?"

"What do Brazilian cats speak? Purr-tuguese"

"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."

"Three popes walk into a bar. Wow, that place is popeular!"

"Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job."

"*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages."

"I was reading a book on antigravity. I couldn't put it down."