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Joke of the Day

"Her: What do you do? Me: I drill for oil. G: That sounds interesting. M: No, it's really... H: Don't do it, I'll leave M:...just boring"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."

"Me: bedtime! Brain: you're hungry M: no I'm not B: thirsty then M: nope B: uhh sad? M: doing ok B: you forgot to do that thing M: nice try"

"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"

"Genie: what is your first wish Joe: i want to be rich Genie: granted. and what is your second wish Rich: i want lots of money"

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."

"I See your 7 year old jokes and I raise my own, What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station? A Whale Way"

"My wife gives me the speaking treatment."