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Joke of the Day

"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."

"I've never seen a chameleon. Good job, chameleons."

"A barman is complaining about all the weird customers he's been getting lately... Then a half naked man walks in with a huge number 19 tattooed on his body. ""There... that's a prime example"""

"If you can't tell the difference between ""erotic"" & ""exotic"" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you."

"Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with ""I see the assassins have failed."""

"Nobody who does marijuana says they ""do marijuana."""

"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals"

"I just opened a Capri Sun in the dark, sup ladies"

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a hippie slut? The washing machine doesn't still want you after you make it spun and put a load in it."

"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."