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Joke of the Day
"What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I'm bacon!"
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"Q: What did one angel say to the other? A: ""Halo."""
"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."
"I just started the tequila diet and I'm making great progress! I've already lost 2 days!"
"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."
"What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit? An anti-hissy-tamine."
"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."
"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"