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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."

"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""

"Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward."

"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""

"How do you catch a WiFi? With an ethernet!"

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? One is a blood sucking parasite, and the other is an insect."