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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I'm feeling pretty awesome!!"

"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"

"Fox news host reacts to Caitlyn Jenner ... http://i.imgur.com/1ALkAky.gifv"

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline."

"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."

"I'm sure wherever my dad is he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)"

"i think a group of white people should be called a brunch."

"Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency. He's calling it the hair force one."

"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."