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Joke of the Day

"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"

"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"

"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."

"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"

"What pop star has the biggest nipples? Areola Grande"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter."

"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"

"I saw a TV for sale for only 1 because the volume button was stuck Did I buy it? Of course I did! Well, I couldn't turn it down Could I?"

"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim."