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Joke of the Day

"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"

"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"

"Mexican magician to audience: I'll disappear on the count of three. ""Unos"", ""Dos"", *poof* They disappeared without a tres."

"Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells."

"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."

"What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika"

"Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, ""He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."""

"I'm more comfortable hearing my five-year-old repeat swear words in public than I am hearing him say ""uh-oh!"" from another room."

"What do you tell a cow blocking a road? Mooove"

"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."