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Joke of the Day

"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."

"I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that."

"Okay, 45-year-old divorced women on Facebook who are ""LUV'N' LIFE!"" Calm down. We get it."

"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

"Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV."

"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."

"The best joke ever created. Feminism."