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Joke of the Day
"Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV."
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"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"
"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"
"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"
"So I got a new keyboard today.. q o poq nq s s s pu"
"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"
"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"Q: What's the shortest book ever written? A: French War Heroes."
"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."