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Joke of the Day
"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."
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"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"
"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world.... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."
"GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT"
"Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle."
"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
"A Mexican magician... A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...he disappeared without a tres."
"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."
"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."