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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican magician... A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...he disappeared without a tres."

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"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."
"I've been having a bad feeling lately.. I think one of my dads might be gay."
"Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!"
"Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan ""Would you like some water Secretary??"""" ""No, not at all!"""
"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."
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