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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast."
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"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"
"What did God say when he made the first black person? Damn, I burnt one..."
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"A lot of people tend to say life is like a rollercoaster. It is! Specifically the Smiler in Alton Towers. You start out with nervous excitement and by the end of it you need new knees."
"I'd just like to say I called Katy Perry's popularity the first time I saw the ""I Kissed a Girl"" music video. Also, I am tone deaf."
"I couldn't remember my speech at a funeral today so I improvised with a magic trick and sawed the coffin in half"
"What do you call a blind gynecologist? A pain in the ass"
"I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard."