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Joke of the Day
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
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"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"
"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
"Vampire 1: ""I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."" Vampire 2: ""How awful!"" Vampire 1: ""Yes. Fortunately I found some in the neck of time."""
"What happens when you put the batteries in backwards in an Energizer Bunny? It keeps cumming and cumming and cumming...."
"What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m'laugh."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
"According to my current parking spot, I'm Chief of Police."
"In case you haven't checked Facebook, It's hot today, the fireworks were beautiful, and 32 friends invited you to play candy crush!"
"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."