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Joke of the Day

"The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd."

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"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"
"best nicknames: 1) Nick 2) 3)"
"What's long and green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."
"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"
"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"
"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""
"Q: Why don't matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they're out."
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"