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Joke of the Day

"The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd."

"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"

"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."

"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."

"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because his life had no porpoise"

"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"

"I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it."

"What did the otter say to his girlfriend? ""You are my significant otter."""

"How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place?"

"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bartender said: ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" And the penguin responded: ""Why do you have a drink named Bill?"""