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Joke of the Day

"Yo. Wanna do graffiti? ""Sure man"" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]"

"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."

"How do you start a hedgehog race? Say ""GAH""."

"What are the options? Air Hostess to passenger: ""Sir would you like to have dinner?"" Passenger: ""What are the options?"" Air Hostess: ""Yes and No."""

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"

"What would you do if a kid in your class jumped out of set and took of his shirt, then ran out of the class and hoped onto a segway."

"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."

"If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does that mean our poos come out in god's image?"

"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger."