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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."

"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."

"""False Information"" spells out ""False Information"" backwards."

"What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"

"I made a commitment not to masturbate for the past four weeks... I didn't pull it off"

"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"

"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."

"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."