202539

Joke of the Day

"I was addicted to freezing poultry. I had to go cold turkey."

"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."

"""Sorry, I don't date block guys.""- racist lego woman."

"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."

"Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility."

"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."

"When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine. Nowadays, CCTV everywhere."

"You're nice to the weird kid once, then BOOM! Stalked for life..."

"Two fish were in a tank.. one turned back and said to another..""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose? Me: All the dead ones"