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Joke of the Day

"I've started replacing ""yes"" with ""sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."""

"Yesterday I fell, landed on my back, and could not roll over and get up. At the time I was wearing a Turtleneck Sweater."

"What's the instrument of oppression? the Trumpet"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver."

"A depressed French baker sobs bitterly into the dough... His life is pain."

"A trans-gender asked me how babies were made...so I made it apparent."

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Sweet and with a cream topping."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

"Your loud tweeting woke me up. Someone must have typed in all caps."