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Joke of the Day

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again. Who'll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise."

"What's the difference between a hook and a hooker? You can unscrew a hook, but you can't unscrew a hooker"

"Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school"

"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"

"What's the definition of innocence? A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice."

"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? http://www.madoodle.com/doodle/view/2989/"

"Divorce is tough on some kids. Mine were just happy to be single again."

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."