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Joke of the Day

"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"

"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."

"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."

"How do you confuse an idiot? 44"

"Blind People: at your next barbecue hold an ear of corn up and yell ""WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?"" (non-blind people: please read this to blinds)"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."

"What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it."

"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."

"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"