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Joke of the Day
"I filmed myself having sex in 4K I can't wait to upload all 2 megabytes of footage!"
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"What's a priest's favorite X-men? A-Men."
"Did you hear about the blind engineer ? Who built the taj mahal"
"What did the vegan give the homeless guy? A lecture."
"What did the conformist say to the Guru? You make me Sikh!"
"Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly"
"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."
"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."
"3 (calls out): daddy I'm cleaning the floor with a mob. Me: you mean a mop? (enters to see 100 people licking the floor) no ok that's a mob"
"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."