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Joke of the Day

"I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony"

"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."

"Consent... The only way to stop rape 100% of the time!"

"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""

"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"

"It's that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year."

"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."

"why was the mother buying christmas gifts for her son in august? because presents are less expensive than chemo.."

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."

"What do you call am alligator in a vest? An illogical situation imagined by a child."