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Joke of the Day

"Guys, they lied to us. Peach was never in any real danger and Mario and Bowser are buddies. I saw all of them hanging out and go-karting."

"What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!"

"What do a good vacuum cleaner and a bad vacuum cleaner have in common? They both suck."

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef with terminal cancer? He pastaway."

"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."

"What color were Hitler's walls? Jewish Red"

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird."

"Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest? They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee."

"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"

"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"