200819
Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it Almond Milk? Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it."
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"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.... But then the librarian told me to take it out..."
"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"
"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."
"Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is."
"There is nothing worse that realizing the vacation you planned is going to be the same week as her period."
"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"
"What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere"
"The Breakfast Club Is membership into The Breakfast Club 5 UPC codes and $2.95 Processing & Handling?"
"I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs."