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Joke of the Day
"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."
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"My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!"
"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."
"I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree. I think I found my spirit animal."
"Kids claim to be such big fans of Mickey Mouse, but you don't see them with an icechest full of Capri Sun tailgating for Disney On Ice."
"Sober Irishman"
"Nurse: ""Oh jeez, was that you that fell 20 ft out of the tree?"" I don't know, I wasn't counting. Not much of a joke but it was hilarious when my grandpa said it at the hospital (happened to him ofc)."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattracitve... ...eventually they would find me attractive."
"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."