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Joke of the Day

"im smart. if asian equals pi then four times four is sixteen told you i was smart..."

"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"

"hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped ""stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name"" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her"

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"If I mess up at the beginning of a video game I just start over. This rule applies to life too. Used wrong exit on Fwy, calling it a day..."

"What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache."

"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."

"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"

"Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?"

"Well, it's the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game."