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Joke of the Day

"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."

"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"

"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."

"Oh no! I forgot to refrigerate this German sausage! Now it's totally become a spoiled brat."

"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection."

"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!"

"Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter."

"An old one. What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile."

"I don't drink, smoke or swear. Holy shit! I dropped my cigarette into my beer!"