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Joke of the Day
"What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache."
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"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"
"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same."
"How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit cards. I'll let myself out..."
"So I told my girlfriend... ""Hey, wanna try anal?"" She lost her shit on me."
"WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE"
"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""
"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."
"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""