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Joke of the Day
"Well, it's the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game."
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"My wife hates it when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend."
"What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus"
"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"
"English and American spellings England: colour America: color England: humour America: humor England: flavour America: flavor England: What the hell are you doing? America: Getting rid of u"
"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"
"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""
"Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'"
"There was a masturbating contest ... ... I didn't win though, I came in second place."
"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"