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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato."
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"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: *high pitched mocking voice* what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
"Bricks and mortar are so passe. I going to live in my homepage."
"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."
"Damn girl, are you french? Cause madayuum"
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"
"My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song ""Get Off the Stage or Die."" Elvis, maybe?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
"I was very impressed by this child's witch costume. Until I realised she was just an ugly midget in a black dress."
"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."