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Joke of the Day
"Bricks and mortar are so passe. I going to live in my homepage."
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"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."
"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. "
"How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor"
"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."
"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse says ""I have AIDS."""
"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"""Do you want the latest dirt?"" -No, but I appreciate the sediment."
"[emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox"
"What's pink and hard? The Financial Times crossword puzzle"